The Chronicles Of Oub © 2008

1. When Oub began, only Oub understood and disliked Gimbols (see Oub 16)

2. Thou shalt not swear at the Oub.

3. Thou shalt not covert thy Oub neighbours.

4. Oub is a word not yet on wikipedia, im tryin its a race of people running around in my Head abit like Star Wars in George Lucas mind

5. Thou are shore your short of thy order.

6. Always Tick the invoice box or you will be dammed.

7. Thy shall not servre an Oub(transs) .

8. Thy shalt not chop up Oub infront of blood suckers.

9. Thy shalt not lie about prices of samples.

10. Does the servant mr.l use teabags(answer yes)

11. Never dis german cars or you will get batterd.

12. Thy shalt not take on shaun of the dead.

13. Mr.a's bitch ,Mr.b loves it.

14. Thy Shalt not .......... in the works toliets (Mr.B)

15. No being nasty to overly large Oub women.

16. MG owners are all Gimbols

16a. God Hates all Gimbols (see Oub 34)

17. Dont commit murder if they dont pay.

18. Never give more than 100 Oub Dollars refund.

19. Thy shalt serve everyone and not ignore them

20. Thou Shalt leave thy moody moods at home.

21. Look listen and learn everyone apart from me.

22. Thy shalt not convert thy co-workers food (kfc)

23. Never eat Pasties went ther HOT.

24. Do not ear wig on the phone to confuse the matter.

25. Dont argue with the boss.

26. Dont knock food servers.

27. Never tell the boss to Sssshhhhhhhhh.....!

28. Thou shalt not launch printers in the office.

29. Never work for nothing.

30. Do Not implement Pink Elephants.

31. What about Project Rainbow.

32. I love articles they enrich my life.

33. When passing a tissue always blow your nose first.

34. A Gimbol = Small pirate like being,fully of its self and never wrong, nasty, smelly(on saturday mornings after Mc d's)

35. Thou ask thy self is it paid for.

36. Thou shalt not spoil thy magic moment .

37. Thou shalt praise the Oub every day.

38. New word create today 4/4/07 ( Bimpgimmy ) a small afrcian Umbrella.

39. Thou shalt never give the Oub boss the finger.

40. Thou shalt not be gobby to the boss.

41. Thou owe Oub Prizes Not No. Pounds.

42. Mr.Frezzer came to life today, hes an human frezzer robber beware of vanishing frozen chicken.

43. I was told today by Mr.D that i had to pick whether to pick the door or the window to get thrown out of 12.52pm 10/04/07

44. Mr.J said he had an accident toay but didnt just broke a load of tiles 11/4/07(bastard)

45. Thou should load the Oub van properly.

46. Thou shalt not take the piss out of Lord G. Oub movie telling stories.

47. Thou shalt not piss off the hand that feeds you (see Oub 46.)

48. Thy shall always put gravy on meat pies.

49. The gimbol told me to shut up today ay 11.50 am 14/4/07

50. The Cook told me to F***ing hurry up today 12.00pm 14/04/07

51. Dentistry is not a sport or all day event.

52. The Gimbol told me to Shut up again today 11.10am 26/7/07

53. Herrhouses an new word today 6/6/07

54. Thou shalt not pass on negitive messages.

55. Thou shalt not mention Car o tent,tent o van or any other shit canavan or orning .

56. Thou shalt Stone the Gimbol for mentioning anything about the above Oub 55.

57. Thou shalt not stand infront of Lord G.Oub desk and ask for half of his food (Gimbol)

58. Calabacation is a new word Today .

59. Kids over 18 deserve porn dvds .

60. Mr.J is or was in the mafia or needs a bonk.

61. The Gimbol must amit hes wrong 5 times aleast this year

62. Mr J must try harderr in phoning customers about there orders.

63. The Gimbol is on thin Ice beware of his comments there poisonous.

64. The Gimbol must not grab the Lord G. Oub's Nuts or inner leg because its gay. his new years resaloution was to turn gay 2/01/2008

65. Mr D flicked "V's" at the Lord G. and said hes on his lunch see 66.

66. What the hell is lunch.

67. Those squoozas first squooas last (Gimbols Gay) 3/1/08

68. Structural engineering course? hahaha got clocked

69. Dont speak about Quattros DickHead (Gimbol)

70.The Gimbol is a F***ing Whinning git he lost at monopoly the Lord G. won by 8,770 wow hes so goodat the game and the gimbol is so shit at monopoly 8/1/08

71. The Oub Collective found a boxter for 21,000 the Gimbol is wrong again he is such a Gimbol wrong,wron,wrong 10/1/08

72. Gimbol small pirate dwarf

73. Snorkel Breathers a race of lower beings use as sand bags to stop water coming in around high tides we a kind race the Oub so we gave the snorkels to last longer in the fload periods.

74. Gimbol Balconies

75. The Gimbol called the Oub onecor today very,very nasty and the Oub said try it again and he'll ave yah...

76. The Gimbol touched my inner leg today 31/1/08 gay gay gay and sholder now get of mee im typing shit get off im not gay leeevae it gimbol help help me.............

77. On this day the Gimbol told the Miss Oub to shut her legs HOW DARE YOU WHAT A FRUIT carry on and we'll stone you ,nasty little gimbol.

78. Stop in the name of love...... Waw,waa,waw ,warrrh, wa,wa

79. We did some work today ---- wipee 19/2/08

80. Damplegooner,aka the gimbol a small fish faced arse licker to the rich and famous .

81. Mr.l deposited a pooh in the toilet it smelt of moudly rotting veg like a composter very not nice 21/2/08 not right 4 x a day.

82. Mr b looks like dax of ds9 a skin like lizzard.

83.The Gimbol wore a tie today not for work in Oubsville but to go to the bank to look good for a loan to buy more gold fish for his house what a false anker (smarmey Twot)

84. Mr l took 25 hours to do a stock check today

85. Mra asked mr b what the capital of England was mr b replied "E"

86. Claret is a great word for blood

87.The Gimbol is arguing about arguing about being wrong he will never accept it.

88. Mr D shocked the Oub Lord today by opening The NO ENTRY Door wow.

89. Two Oubs walking past the Shop i said it looks like his russian the gimbol said he is takin his time.

90. Stop being a mr d meaning stop whinning about your food.

91. Quote from the J. hippee "its had a hard life its been around abit ie. the gearbox.

92. Someone parked a rasberry in front of one of the gimbols mates he said it staired at him (rasberry ripple)

93. The Ruddock Chronicles a day by day account of the fast food industry.

94. Doning a faviour to women Mr d the man has educated the birdto go on after the mr.d

quote "its for the best its done"

quote "its off to scotland for you"

quote "its bagpipes for you"

quote "do you like haggis"

95. Miss oub broke the cardinal sign shes been bell slapping mr modo is not happy

96. Mr.D said is slightly bent the gimbol said looking at The lord Oub thought the hole the Oub thought this was wrong i hate that gimbol gonna play ping pong with yah eye ball what this space.

97. J Hippee had the lord oub over today bye 295 Oub Dollars for fixing a fix that didnt need fixing now the lords car runs on soap powder.

98. Stuff me like a vegetarain pepper .

99. you cant get greener than my pasture.

100. Dry bummed by a gimbol or banged by blondy.

101. Your Rogan joshing me.

102. Newister a new word today.

103. eee i could norr the flesh of a dead slug (hungry)

104. The Oub have figured it out why they need to look at jugs to see how big brown nipples are.

105. Mr.Z said Daze yar ziew laughed many times over.

106. Mr C been mature lovein in the Oub Office 24/4/08

107. Gimboleer a new word its a ship of gimbols to transport them to the stoning grounds

108. Miss Oub said the lord was a freak the lord replied watch it you'll get batterd

109. The King Worm is a slow one armed x-gimbol born into a life of bettle eating and bug bashing .

110. The Gimbol is testing my patience by laughing and joking wilst serving watch out the Gimbols about.

111. The car of the Gimbol "auto-mo-gimbol" its got Two wheels Two steering wheels Two Handbrakes because they bat both ways.

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