The Chronicles Of Oub © 2008
112. When Oub began, only Oub understood and disliked Gimbols and Snorkel
113. check out Lord Oub cat cannon 2571 ft wow we salute you......
114. The Gimbol takes on the Oub phone like 15 indian call centres at once.
115. The Gimbol really needs a holiday ( down a pit with a shit load of snakes)
116. You may think reading this that the writer is a little mad well i am................
117. Also you my think that we are as Oub's that were racist to the Gimbol we are.............
118. HHhhhmmmm that filing cabinet is so dangerous so the Gimbol said it took his skin off.
119. Bently boys bird just walked past core blimy, Tip Top.
120. Nice some kid just driven pass the Oub Head Office on a scooter texting what ever next
121. Parking at Oub head quaters is becoming a problem tight Gimbols are turning there noises up at paying 2 Oub Dollars
122. Its A Fasion Thing You Know, wow that help sell and get the Oubomiter going ding dong ...
123.The other year they went on a adventure holiday for free HOW KIN WRONG IS THA T!!!!!!!!
124. Free things for Oubs or gimbols for that matter should be stopped buy the order of the High Chief Lord G.
125.The film rights to this Oub world and Chonicles will stay with me, and i will be asking the lowest form of shit being to play the Gimbol Aka Mr. im never wrong.......
126.Its easy for you isnt it well i would speak to customers like that.
127. Also we would like to bring to the atention of the world that
a. Los lalglingles is not a city
b. Chimerlimes is not a word
c. Grand Prix doesnt spell as it sounds
d. Ha this world eveyone wants goods but does want to pay for it.
e. flidwood is not a word
f. soapern that door (what the f***)
128. The Gimbol just said kids shouldn't be allowed to ride bikes on car parks what a whinning old git.
129. the g.p.s have been on to me i've got to calm down on the insults.
130. G.P.S ( Gimbol protection Society)
131. Please give me a break they dont exists....
132. The Gimbols telling me a story about parks and benches and little Oubs sorry im falling asleep....z z.. z z zz z z.
133. The Oub Had a dream last night about fish fingers using them as domino's ending up with 6 foot dominos of captain beards-eye.
134. Just bought 5 x five scollops and they have just grown legs and ran off oub dinner table on there own.
135. Very anoyed at the Oub Centre of distrubutions they stolen my scollops..........................................
136. Oub's hate fried dead haddock it give fishy burps.
137. Gimbols are used to mock the mocker of the mocking mock up of Oub Mockers.
138. NO talking about football in the Oub Office (see 139)
139. The Penalty for Oub 138. is stoning with small to medium pebbles.
140. Please can i speak to the buying department (put phone down and wait for 3-5 mins) then see if there still there.
141. New word today lichle-splicter = a oub that is bording on being a gimbol.
142. Oub bird miss The lying turkey and cucumber sandwich said i made her stay at Oub head quarters, rusty nutt of a shiefs bagde.
143.The Gimbol been pissing in old tablet jars cause he says the government is givin all the money to scaggs so hes no pot to piss in.
144. The gimbol has Erectile problems (mr.Limp) put his hearts ok.
145. The gimbol thinks his nurse fancies him WAKE UP YOU UGLY LITTLE GIMBOL
146. Breaking news the gimbol has to much muscle in his arse to check his gimbolpostate (you guessed it he's a tight arse).
147. The Gimbol has just admited to having 5,00 gimbol-shago-rama dvd's in his love shack.......
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